Tonight the Hubby and I shared some beef stew made from Wilson Creek Garden's beef roast, Brousseau Farm potatos and Vallei Farms corn. Running short on time tonight so I'm going to share this post I read a couple months ago from author and farmer Forrest Pritchard: Please follow the link to the author's website-photos are his as well. I was reminded of this article after talking to a local farmer this past Saturday about what goes into getting the food to the market. This post cracked me up, hopefully you get a laugh as well- Chad, this one's for you.
4 Questions You Should Never Ask at a Farmer's Market
By
Forrest Pritchard on
April 10, 2013
I’ve spent over 1,000 Saturdays and Sundays selling at farmers
markets, and even after all this time I still love to answer questions.
Farmers markets are one of the few places where customers can directly
connect with their food, meeting face-to-face with the people who grew
it. Questions are expected at market, and even encouraged. From
livestock breeds to production practices, organic certification to
chemical usage, I’ve been asked just about every food-related question
under the sun.
Though most farmers will happily answer all inquiries, there are a
handful of questions that make even the friendliest farmers want to
choke a carrot. If you don’t want your farmer to turn three shades of
beet red, here’s the reasoning behind 4 questions every customer should
avoid.
1) Was this picked fresh this morning?
So what’s wrong with this question… you just want to know if it’s
fresh, right? That’s totally understandable. But let’s take a moment to
think about how a farm really works.
Imagine market has just opened, and it’s 8 a.m. For the last hour and
a half, the farmer has been setting up his booth. Before that, he drove
two hours to get to market. Sometime earlier he brushed his teeth, made
a pot of coffee, and—with any luck at all—put on his pants. At what
point this morning would he have had time to pick 20 bushels of
tomatoes, 100 pints of blueberries, or gather 50 dozen eggs?
Truckloads of fresh food don’t magically load themselves in fifteen
minutes. It takes many hands many hours to pick basketfuls of green
beans or apples. This doesn’t even count moving the harvest from the
field to the packing shed, or loading it onto the truck itself.

Eggs
are laid fresh each morning (see the sunshine in the background?), but
these hens are still asleep by the time I roll out for market in the
morning.
So when should the harvesting happen… at 2 a.m.? I’m picturing a
bleary-eyed farmer with a headlamp, picking corn with one hand and
drinking coffee with the other. As Rachel Bynum of Waterpenny Vegetable
Farm explained to me, most market produce is picked a day or so before
(depending on the fruit or vegetable), then loaded onto the truck in the
cool of the evening before market day.
If you want it any fresher than that, you’re probably going have to
grow it yourself. In the meantime, let those farmers get a good night’s
sleep! Which leads me to my next question…
2) What time do you get up?
This one’s a classic, something I’ve been asked hundreds of times.
Farmers are famous for being early risers, so it’s understandable if
people are curious about a specific hour. So why add this question to my
list? Because—as I’ve learned from years of experience—there’s never a
satisfactory answer.
For instance, if I say, “Oh, about 6 o’clock,” the questioner’s face turns thoughtful for a moment. “That seems kind of
late,
doesn’t it? I mean, I get up at 5:45 myself.” If I say “A little before
3,” their eyes go suddenly wide. “Why do you have to get up so
early? To milk the cows or something?”

Yes, that’s my Kermit the Frog pillow.
One day, I realized there’s only one correct answer for this
question: 4:30 on the dot. Not too late, and not too early. Not too
lazy, and not too crazy. 4:30 a.m. is the Goldilocks of responses.
So in case you were wondering, all farmers—everywhere—get up at
precisely 4:30 (although I sometimes hit the snooze button on my
rooster). Any more questions?
3) I know you’re not open yet, but I’m in a hurry… could you sell me something before the bell?
Hello, Starbucks? Sorry to call so early, but your door is locked
and I really need a latte. Could you open up early just for me? I’m in
such a rush, and it’ll only take a second!
Where else in the world could someone get away with this question?
Despite how it might appear at first glance, it takes farmers a
long
time to set up their booth each morning. Trucks must be unloaded, tents
erected and produce arranged. If farmers opened early for even one
person (and I’m talking to you, Latte Lady), they’d never be ready for
the opening bell of market. Which is a perfect segue to my last
question…
4) Since it’s the end of market, can I get a special deal on what you’ve got left?
This one’s a little trickier. I once asked my friend John Hyde, a
baker for 25 years, what he thought about discounting leftovers at the
end of market. His face lost all expression as he gave me this advice:
“Forrest, that path leads to madness.”

Farmer
Rachel told me she picks squash one, two or even three days in advance,
and staggers the different pickings across the course of a market.
Looks fresh to me!
He elaborated. “If we gave discounts at the end, then people would
simply wait till the last ten minutes of market to shop. And what about
the loyal customers who paid the normal price? They’d be insulted to
learn they got charged more for showing up on time. It’s always better
to donate it to a food bank than to discount things at the closing
bell.”
Markets must never become Priceline.com or GroupOn, where last-minute
deals and discounts are the norm. In order to stay in business year
after year, farmers
must get the price they ask for.
Discounting at the end of market might seem harmless and even logical,
but it’s an unsustainable practice for the farmers themselves.
Farmers markets are a place where customers should expect to have all
of their food questions answered. But just like anyone else, we farmers
get a little grouchy from time to time (it’s probably because we get up
at 4:30). So bring your shopping list, your cloth bag and your farming
questions, but leave these four at home. You’ll be a ‘market insider,’
and your local producer will love you for it.